You think you’re going to take a job doing something interesting or athletic or truly helpful, and then you get your uniform with all your new hire paperwork and wonder if it’s worth it. Here are some of the most ridiculous uniforms we’ve ever seen!
Okay, Notre Dame basketball, maybe this was strategic. After all, with uniforms this bright, you could just blind the other team while you steal the ball, right? That’s a lot of green… did you ever have quite this much school spirit that you were willing to be seen like this in public? The next slide will have you wondering in what era someone thought this was a good idea?
There are not showgirls… though, if that was your first thought, we totally see what you mean. No, believe it or not, these are flight attendants. Someone must have thought this bright ensemble would wake those customers for whom the loud rattling of the refreshment cart wasn’t enough to interrupt their slumber? While we’re looking at outfits displaying a lack of respect for women, get a load of these athletes in the next slide…
So, way to go, US Women’s Cycling Team. You’ve made it blatantly obvious to the world you don’t get proportions or how female bodies work. Either the material is actually darker in an unfortunate place, or, someone doesn’t understand that this is the warmest part of the body and subject to perspiration. The same designer might have worked on the next swimsuit.